Phoebe walks into the locker room and sees Chromeboy and Casey Jones dressed up. Chrome is wearing a Jedi tunic and a plastic lightsaber and Jones is wearing a helmetless Boba Fett uniform. She quizzically cocks her head to the side, “I see you're all dressed up for Halloween.”
Jones and Chrome exchange looks. Chrome then looks up at the ceiling, “Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.... riiiiiiiiight. Halloween. Thaaats... why we're dressed like this. It certainly is not because we just came back from a Star Wars convention or something silly like that.”
“Yeah.” Jones flatly adds, “Like we would ever spend time at a large convention center full of pimply faced, dweeby, involuntary celibates with the un-showered fector of a fat sweaty individual that will undoubtedly die alone.”
“Riiight.” She doubted them, “I thought zhat you said that Halloween was for, and I quote, 'archfiends that dabble in the unholy arcane arts of zee evil and all zhat is wrong in the world and other foofaraw. And they also steal all of our candy.' Isn't that what you said?”
“Uhhhhhhh....” Chrome pauses, “Th-thats true. Those that celebrate Halloween are evil wrongdoers.”
Jones frowns and bites down on his lower lip. He dementedly says under his breath, “And those A-hole children always steal our candy.”
Chrome nods his head in agreement as he shakes his fist in the air, "A pox upon their heads."
“So zhen you two WERE at one of those nerdy little conventions?” She asks with a smile.
“They are not nerdy!” Both men shout at her.
She laughs to herself, “Aaanywayz, zee two of you defend your tag titles agaynst Final Nightmare tonight. How about if we actually defend them zhis time?”
“We always defend our titles!” Chrome shouts to her.
“You haven't successfully defended them yet.” She corrects him.
“It doesn't matter!” Chrome points his finger into the air, “Today shall be our finest hour!”
She nods sarcastically before leaving the room, “Ah, yes! May zee Force be with you.”
With Phoebe gone from the room, Jones turns to a side room in the lockerroom and calls out, “Okay shes gone.”
Irvine comes slowly walking into the room... dragging his feat... wearing a giant Chewbacca the Wookie suit. Carrying both of their tag titles over his shoulder. He stares daggers at them, “I'm going to murder all of you.”
Jones smiles and pats him on the shoulder, “Now, now... Wookies don't speak English. So clam it!”
Phoebe pokes her head back in the room and says, "Will zee two of you hurry it up?"
Chrome waves his hand in the air and says in a hypnotic voice, "These are not the two you are looking for. There is nothing to see here. Move along."
Phoebe furrows her eyebrows, shakes her head and simply turns and walks away.
"Oh my god, it worked...." Chrome said in disbelief as he stares at his hand.
With that, Chrome grabs the two tag titles from Irvine and carries them out of the room while Jones grabs his Boba Fett helmet and puts it on, “Lets do this!”
Chrome looks back towards Irvine and says, "Come on furball, let's get a move on!"
As the two are walking out of the room, Irvine calls to them, “You do know you aren't allowed to wear those things in the ring. Right?”
The scene ends...
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1 time UCW European Champion: 5/2/2009 -8/21/09*
3 time UCW Tag Team Champion: 9/6/09 -10/2/09, 10/9/09-10/11/09, 10/16/09- 11/22/09.
*Title never lost. Title vacated by "them"